What would I say to myself 10 years ago? When I was 8?
- If you come acosted by your 'best friend' and his cousin in a alley and held up to a fence, always get him back a few weeks later by smacking him in the face with a lunch box, forcing him to spend a night in hospital.
- Then get revenge on his cousin by in a junior football match, when going up for a header against him, miss the ball completely and headbutt him.
- Dont become a sex pest
- Don't get to the position where you are bessotted by twins or someone who will break your heart because she is a lesbian.
- You may seem like you are a unused sub at junior football, but you will get better.
- Don't steal Bod's charizoid Pokemon card, he'll cry
- Don't call Bod a cottager, he'll cry.
- Learn one guitar chord
- Learn another
- Learn a third guitar chord
- Form a punk band
- Never work at McDonalds, they'll only fuck you over with a shit pay structure to boot.
- Serenade a girl called Sourface at every opportunity
- Don't lust after the your two good looking high school English teachers
- Don't look up the skirt of the decent looking PE teacher as she drunkenly dances whilst sat on the floor behind you with her legs open at your 6th Form leavers party
- LEarn guitar at a real early age and get a teacher
- Don't be reckless with your money
1 comments:
You madman.
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